Hello, again. I apologize for my absence, but I recently watched the 5th season of “The Wire” and became enormously anti-blog and other forms of digital news. Alas, my inner compass guided me back toward the cozy port of self-indulgent commentary, just as Glenn Beck’s guides him toward the knife-edge ridge of public lunacy. Despite our society’s paramount need for accountable journalists and commentators, we are where we are, and I can’t change that fact by not participating. And so my grand journey ensues…
My next topic isn’t exactly fresh, and if you’ve reached the abyssal gulch of the internet in which this article resides, you’re probably already familiar with Ronald Jenkees. However, he seems to me too often dismissed as a goofy internet clown, which does a great disservice to the philosophical and musical enigma which is Jenkees. For those of you who don’t know, Jenkees is a mysterious man who makes uber-hooky arrangements on his synth, and endlessly entertaining Youtube videos. He is often sporting thick hipster glasses and a Jason Mraz hat, except he wears them like they’ve rarely been worn before by musicians – as extensions of an unabashed awkwardness rather than as masks for mediocrity (you know what you’ve done, Mraz). He starts off most videos leaning forward into the camera and greeting “youtubes” in an inexplicable drawl producible only by Jenkees. I feel terrible using this phrase, because he insists he’s just a normal guy who works hard, but he’s an idiot savant if I’ve ever seen one.